Pizza Carcass

I could smell this pizza carcass across the office. It was leftover from earlier when the pack attached it, tore open the box and disembowled it square slice by square slice. As a natural scavenger I circled in to pick at the bones. But grabbed a glass of water instead. Deny my nature. Then again, the lactose intolerance seems to suggest that slabs of cheese are probably a good thing to avoid.