So cute. How much I like to suck candy from its neck. But real hickeys have zero calories.
This blog is to document the food I decided not to eat. It is the snack not eaten.
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Tiny Croissants, Tiny Muffins, Tiny Scones, OH MY!
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
There's Just One left...
Friday, October 1, 2010
Just a Bite
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Cake!
Monday, September 27, 2010
Hole!
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Who Can Make the Sunshine, Sprinkle it with Dew?
Who can take a sunriseSprinkle it in dew
Cover it in chocolate
and a miracle or two?
The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
Who can take a rainbow
Wrap it is a sigh
Soak it in the sun
and make a strawberry lemon pie?
The candyman?
The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
Willy Wonka makes
Everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes
Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a deam
Seperate the sorrow
And collect up all the cream?
The candyman
Willy Wonka can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good cause the candyman thinks it should
Pizza Carcass
I could smell this pizza carcass across the office. It was leftover from earlier when the pack attached it, tore open the box and disembowled it square slice by square slice. As a natural scavenger I circled in to pick at the bones. But grabbed a glass of water instead. Deny my nature. Then again, the lactose intolerance seems to suggest that slabs of cheese are probably a good thing to avoid.
Monday, June 21, 2010
Onion Loaf
Hyatt Regency Desert
Though I do love a good key lime pie, the strawberries on the appetizer plate book-ended by black coffee took care of my sweet tooth. This spread of lil' pies and chocolate triangles stretched across the hundred or so tables at the Metropolitan Planning Council's gala like a minefield. I ignored them and listened to the senate candidates spar. Happy to see the Green Party included.
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